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Kelly!
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What's with the cameras?
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Gustavo wants you shoot some videos
for the future bit time rush website.
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- Cool.
- Sweet.
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So you future fans can get
to know the real you.
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Now, get shooting, and get the
cameras back to me in the morning.
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All right.
All right.
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This is James from Big Time Rush.
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Enjoy.
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Hey, guys, what's up?
It's Carlos of Big Time Rush.
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I'm gonna jump the pool
on my rocket skates.
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Check it out.
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Okay, here we go.
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Three, two, one.
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Auuuugh!
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[Upbeat electronic music]
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This is what I call
the hockey puck cam.
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- you want to be famous
- famous
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you want to be the one
who's living the life
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you want to be famous
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This is the lobby.
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Oh, and those are the elevators.
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[Laughs] You know.
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[All speaking simultaneously]
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- Hey, here are your videos.
- There you go.
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Enjoy.
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ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
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Auuuugh!
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make it count, play it straight
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don't look back, don't hesitate
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when you go big time
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what you know, what you feel
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never quitin', make it real
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when you're going big time
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oh-oh, oh-oh
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hey, hey listen to your heart now
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hey, hey don't you feel the rush
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- oh-oh, oh-oh
- hey, hey
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go and shake it up
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whatcha gotta lose
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go and make your luck
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with the life you choose
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if you want it all, lay it on the line
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it's the only life you got
so you got to live it
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big time
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Boys, our album comes
out in three months,
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and given our recent web video disaster,
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it's time for phase two
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of my get Big Time Rush on the web
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so people will know about you and
buy your album in three months.
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Is that phase two under the sheet?
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Guys, get ready, because today
Big Time Rush is spending...
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... A day with Dek.
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Hollywood's number one
entertainment music blogger.
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Guys, Dak Zon was a nobody,
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until he spent the day
ice fishing with Deke.
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Then he became...
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... "The reel deal."
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And today it's Big Time Rush
at the famous Palmwoods pool.
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[Together] Oh, nice.
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Cool, so we just have to hang out
with this guy and be the real us.
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[Laughter]
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Both: No.
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I don't want him
anywhere near the real you.
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You'll just knock him into the pool
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or slice off his arm
with a hockey stick.
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'Cause that's bad, right?
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Yes, because if you
have a bad day with Deke,
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your careers could end up
like Tanyon Lavell's.
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[Together] Who's Tanyon Lavell?
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Both: Exactly.
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And now, I present to you
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my day with Deke big time
dog training preparation team.
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[Horn wailing]
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[Gong resounds]
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Change them.
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[Together] Ahhhhhh!
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Hogging our free Internet again?
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I'm trying to create a blog.
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Should I go political pundit,
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or should I just post pictures
of small animals with big heads?
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Don't care.
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Ugh, look at those geniuses.
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- She'll never make it to the door.
- She'll make it further than him.
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Care to make a friendly bet?
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Hah! You lose.
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That doesn't mean
you're better than me.
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Yeah, it does.
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Boys, we've not only re created
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the Palmwoods pool setting
for your day with Deke.
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We've also re created Deke.
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He's so tiny.
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Please don't say that when you see him,
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because it is very important
what he thinks of you.
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- Got it?
- [Together] Got it.
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Now, good luck with your training,
my young padawans.
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It begins... now.
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Boys, we've analyzed every
one of Deke's celebrity blogs
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and have the questions
he's most likely to ask.
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So let's get started.
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Kendall, how would you
describe BTR's music?
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Oh, um, I'd say it's
got some rock and...
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[Buzzer buzzes]
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Too long.
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Deke wants juicy sound bites
he can sink his blog into.
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Say, "Big Time Rush is a fun mix
of rock, pop, with a dash of RandB."
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Logan, if you weren't in a band,
what would you be doing right now?
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Studying to be a doctor.
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[Buzzer buzzes]
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Wrong.
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Deke is gonna think you're geeky.
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Say you'd rather be snowboarding.
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- Snowboarding?
- Both: Snowboarding.
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Okay.
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My lucky comb.
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[Buzzer buzzes]
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- Yes.
- [Buzzer buzzes]
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- No.
- [Buzzer buzzes]
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- Maybe.
- [Buzzer buzzes]
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Antidisestablishmentarianism.
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[Buzzer buzzes]
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Apatosaurus?
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[Buzzer buzzes]
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- Golden shoes.
- [Buzzer buzzes]
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- Cheese sticks.
- [Buzzer buzzes]
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I'm getting a little frustrated here!
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[Buzzer buzzes]
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I was seven. I didn't
know what I was doing.
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[Buzzer buzzing repeatedly]
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Would you stop it?
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[Buzzer buzzing repeatedly]
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- Violence.
- [Buzzer buzzes]
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Carlos, violence is never the answer.
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The correct answer is seven.
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Oh.
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Okay, according to those answers,
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we predict Deke will think
you're slightly more advanced
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than cavemen who like corn dogs.
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Ahh! We can do better.
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Hey, we are way more
developed than cavemen,
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cromagnon even.
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And we like hot dogs too.
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We're just four hockey
players who love singing,
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and we cant' wait for people
to hear our first album.
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[Dings]
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Congratulations.
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Deke now thinks big time
rush is four dedicated, smart,
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and funloving guys who
share a passion for music.
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And he's looking
forward to your album.
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[Together] Yes!
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Shouldn't we be helping the guys?
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We are.
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Welcome to phase three of
my big time Internet blitz.
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I'm giving the guys
scuttlebutter accounts.
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That way, they can text their fans what's
the haps, only they won't be posting.
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It'll be me, because they are stupid.
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Please don't do that.
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It's easy.
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I signed up too.
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You just scuttbutt fun
facts about yourself.
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"I hate brusselsprouts."
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Done.
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It's two words: Brussels sprouts.
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All right, delete...
Delete, backspace,
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and cut...
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What just happened?
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[Scoffs]
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You just sent out a scuttbutt
saying you hate Brussels,
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as in the capital of Belgium.
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Ahhhh!
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Who cares?
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[Upbeat accordion music]
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Phttthew!
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Sacre bleu!
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This record producer,
he says he hates Brussels.
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[All speaking simultaneously]
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And now for a true test of skill,
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double or nothing.
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It was a friendly bet.
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It already is nothing, and
I'm trying to think up a blog here.
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Follow the ball.
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Follow the ball.
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Where it goes, nobody knows.
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Middle.
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Wrong.
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What?
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Dude, you should get out... now.
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Just walk away.
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Seriously.
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Boys, say hello to body
language expert to the stars,
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Mr. Fong.
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What's with the biscuits?
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No pointing!
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Deke will think you are accusing.
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Offer a gentle smile instead.
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Ow.
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Deke thinks you are shallow
and only care about appearances.
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Uh, is that bad?
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Ouch!
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Ow.
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Never cross your arms!
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Deke will think you are closed to him.
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You want to be open.
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Open, hehhehheh.
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- Better.
- [Together] Ohhhh.
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No slouching!
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Ahhhh!
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Show me.
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Deke thinks you are... engaged.
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He thinks you are... cool.
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Eclectic!
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Smoking hot!
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Now you are ready for
your day with deke.
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[Together] Oh, yes!
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Ohhhh!
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What? Fong is hungry.
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Boys, this is a test you cannot fail.
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You need to make this a day
deke will never forget.
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What he thinks is what is.
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And remember, our album
comes out in three months,
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and the web is a powerful tool
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that can take BTR right to the top,
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and deke is a powerful man.
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So you guys are Big Time Rush.
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[Laughs]
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You're so tiny.
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[Keyboard tapping]
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[Together] Yeah, we're Big Time Rush.
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So how would you
describe BTR's music?
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Big time rush is a fun mix of
rock, pop, with a dash of RandB.
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[Tapping]
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What would you be doing
if you weren't in a pop band?
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Um... snowboardin'.
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It's kind of my thing.
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Oh, yes.
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You know, half pipe.
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And who are you?
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Me?
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I'm James.
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[Tapping]
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I love the web, web, web, web.
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Right now the boys
are winning over deke,
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and thanks to scuttlebutter,
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I'm getting the big time word
out all over the world.
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Why are you on TV?
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Gustavo Rocque is back in the news
for sparking outrage in Belgium.
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After posting on scuttlebutter
that he hates Brussels,
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Belgian Americans in L.A.'s little Antwerp,
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are burning his records and
boycotting his latest project:
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Big time rush.
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Ahhhhh!
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Okay, done.
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Wait, what?
That's it?
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"Big time rush is just another band
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"forcefed upon us
by the music industry.
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"From the blogger that
only writes the truth,
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"it's clear they are full
of rehearsed sound bites,
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choreographed body language,
and no real substance."
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Ahh!
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"I suspect their words, hair, wardrobe,
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"and singing is done for them.
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Don't buy their album."
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Bye.
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Well, training didn't work.
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It's time for plan b,
as in be ourselves.
266
00:11:41,775 --> 00:11:43,725
[Together] Come on. Get him. Get him.
267
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,013
Wait, deke. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
268
00:11:47,014 --> 00:11:49,089
We're sorry. That wasn't us out there.
269
00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:50,391
Just give us a second chance.
270
00:11:50,392 --> 00:11:52,899
And you can't leave yet.
It's "a day with deke."
271
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:55,088
Yeah, not "five minutes with deke."
272
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:58,422
My blog seeks the truth,
and the truth here is,
273
00:11:58,423 --> 00:12:02,494
you're nothing but
overdressed corporate potbots.
274
00:12:02,495 --> 00:12:03,399
Ahh!
275
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,212
Now, I am going back to
the coffee shop to proof this
276
00:12:06,213 --> 00:12:08,590
and then post it to my blog
and tell everyone
277
00:12:08,591 --> 00:12:13,102
that Big Time Rush
is a big waste of time.
278
00:12:15,573 --> 00:12:17,040
[Together] Hey. James.
279
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,467
What was that?
280
00:12:21,468 --> 00:12:22,696
Plan c?
281
00:12:26,324 --> 00:12:27,615
Ohohohohhh.
282
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:30,022
Okay, we disconnected
the Palmwoods' WiFi
283
00:12:30,023 --> 00:12:31,921
so deke can't post his blog from here.
284
00:12:31,922 --> 00:12:32,817
Ehhh.
285
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:35,147
We also disconnected
the cable TV, telephone,
286
00:12:35,148 --> 00:12:37,229
airconditioning, and
all the garden hoses...
287
00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:38,294
Just in case.
288
00:12:38,295 --> 00:12:39,397
[Pounding at door]
289
00:12:39,398 --> 00:12:41,553
You can't stop the truth.
290
00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:45,421
Look, if you just agree to spend the rest
of the day with us like you promised...
291
00:12:45,422 --> 00:12:47,230
And let us prove we're not phonies...
292
00:12:47,231 --> 00:12:48,897
Both: We'll let you out.
293
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,069
Okay.
294
00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:51,874
- I will.
- Huh.
295
00:12:53,878 --> 00:12:55,016
Ahh.
296
00:12:56,459 --> 00:12:58,639
Ahhhh!
297
00:13:01,972 --> 00:13:06,837
As soon as I get Internet access,
you guys are big time finished!
298
00:13:06,838 --> 00:13:09,128
Well, let's look on the bright side.
299
00:13:09,129 --> 00:13:12,099
This is definitely a day
deke will never forget.
300
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:13,235
Yup.
301
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:19,204
The game: Air hockey.
302
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,898
The rules: First one to score wins...
303
00:13:22,899 --> 00:13:23,909
Double or nothing.
304
00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:26,192
Double of nothing is nothing,
305
00:13:26,193 --> 00:13:28,099
and what do you think
about a travel blog,
306
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,037
like, "don't stay at the Palmwoods,
because the manager's nuts"?
307
00:13:31,038 --> 00:13:32,151
WiFi is down.
308
00:13:32,152 --> 00:13:35,132
Besides, sounds like somebody's scared.
309
00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:38,861
[Imitates chicken clucking]
310
00:13:39,348 --> 00:13:40,893
Oh, just give me a paddle.
311
00:13:44,661 --> 00:13:48,923
[Dramatic music]
312
00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:54,179
Sometime today.
313
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:55,418
[Needle scratching on record]
314
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,399
Okay.
315
00:13:57,136 --> 00:14:00,743
[Dramatic music]
316
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,479
Ted Garcia outside of Rocque records,
317
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:12,557
where Belgian protesters
numbering in the double digits
318
00:14:12,558 --> 00:14:15,919
are striking back against antibelgianism.
319
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,784
It was a typo!
320
00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:18,628
Don't worry.
321
00:14:18,629 --> 00:14:22,095
Belgians tend to get tired quickly,
then go home and make waffles.
322
00:14:22,096 --> 00:14:24,231
They're a peace loving
and gentle people...
323
00:14:24,232 --> 00:14:26,136
And now joining the protest
324
00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:29,481
is very buff and violent
Hollywood action star
325
00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:31,252
Jeanluc Varn Darn.
326
00:14:31,253 --> 00:14:33,121
Both: Except for that guy.
327
00:14:33,675 --> 00:14:37,338
Gustavo, I am coming for you.
328
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,636
Argh!
329
00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:46,872
Auuuugh!
330
00:14:46,889 --> 00:14:48,354
Send.
331
00:14:48,828 --> 00:14:52,859
Look, we just want a chance
to change the way you think about us.
332
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:55,826
Fine, I'll interview
you through the door.
333
00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:58,062
[Together] Yes! Whoo!
334
00:14:58,384 --> 00:15:00,673
What made you decide to come to L.A.?
335
00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:03,576
Um, well, we didn't really plan on this,
336
00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:05,826
but when amazing opportunities come,
you have to...
337
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:07,937
Could someone elaborate on that?
338
00:15:07,952 --> 00:15:10,673
Sure, well, it was my
dream to be a pop star,
339
00:15:10,674 --> 00:15:12,639
but my buds helped me
get to the audition...
340
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:16,549
Where do you see yourself in 20...
341
00:15:16,952 --> 00:15:18,958
Oh, no! His battery died!
342
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:19,786
Wait, wait.
343
00:15:19,787 --> 00:15:21,798
All: What? Wait, what?
344
00:15:26,516 --> 00:15:27,687
He's in the ducts!
345
00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:29,436
Auuugh!
346
00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:31,732
All I have to do is find
a hardwired computer,
347
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:33,999
and expose the big time truth.
348
00:15:34,364 --> 00:15:36,561
Yeah, well, the
truth is, we do so sing.
349
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:37,412
Observe.
350
00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:41,637
All: c, c, c, c
351
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,799
not bad, but I will destroy you.
352
00:15:44,037 --> 00:15:45,687
All: Go, go, go, go!
353
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:50,259
I feel so spiny, and,
man, it's hot in here.
354
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,207
[Breathing deeply]
355
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,033
All: Do you want some water?
356
00:15:54,429 --> 00:15:55,869
Do you have sparkling?
357
00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:56,771
One second.
358
00:15:56,772 --> 00:15:57,816
He's coming.
359
00:15:58,730 --> 00:16:00,181
Hey, catch.
360
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:02,489
Thanks.
361
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,995
Ahh, later, losers.
362
00:16:07,490 --> 00:16:09,315
All: What? Wait.
363
00:16:14,255 --> 00:16:17,490
Ohh, ahhhh!
364
00:16:17,491 --> 00:16:18,909
Ow!
365
00:16:18,994 --> 00:16:21,271
So, um, what are we looking at here?
366
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,959
False imprisonment,
involuntary manhunting.
367
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,052
I would say at least 100
hours' community service.
368
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:27,705
Both: Ouch.
369
00:16:27,706 --> 00:16:29,791
[Metal clanging]
370
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,818
Is he going back up?
371
00:16:33,145 --> 00:16:35,011
Ahhh.
372
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,308
That was kind of fun.
373
00:16:37,427 --> 00:16:39,669
Whee!
374
00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:41,817
- Which way did he slide?
- I don't know.
375
00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:45,420
We can't lose him.
He thinks we're big time phonies.
376
00:16:47,564 --> 00:16:49,585
Oh, he went that way.
That way. That way.
377
00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:52,279
Where are you, Internet connection?
378
00:16:55,249 --> 00:16:57,067
Jackpot.
379
00:16:58,223 --> 00:16:59,660
[Grunting]
380
00:17:00,564 --> 00:17:05,843
Now I land in the chair, plug in,
and byebye, big time phonies.
381
00:17:08,923 --> 00:17:10,208
Darn it!
382
00:17:11,109 --> 00:17:12,613
[All chanting]
383
00:17:13,485 --> 00:17:17,470
Now, once they see a photo of you
enjoying Belgian waffles...
384
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,527
They'll forget everything,
and you'll be a national hero.
385
00:17:20,528 --> 00:17:24,827
Wait, aren't Belgian waffles supposed
to be, you know, really thick?
386
00:17:24,828 --> 00:17:25,838
Yeah...
387
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,360
Both: And so are Belgians.
388
00:17:27,361 --> 00:17:29,214
[Laughter]
389
00:17:31,138 --> 00:17:33,080
[All chanting]
390
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,062
These aren't Belgian waffles.
391
00:17:35,216 --> 00:17:37,689
These are frozen toaster waffles!
392
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,722
Get him!
393
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:40,832
[All yelling]
394
00:17:50,457 --> 00:17:52,820
I decided I hate the web.
395
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,346
Gustavo Rocque,
396
00:17:54,405 --> 00:17:57,943
you have insulted Belgium
for the last time.
397
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,177
Wait!
398
00:17:59,218 --> 00:18:01,220
I'll hold them off.
399
00:18:05,902 --> 00:18:07,276
Run!
400
00:18:07,277 --> 00:18:08,600
Get them!
401
00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:11,290
[All yelling]
402
00:18:12,623 --> 00:18:13,944
Life's funny, you know?
403
00:18:13,945 --> 00:18:16,433
One day you're hockey players.
404
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,037
Then you're a pop band.
405
00:18:18,038 --> 00:18:20,487
Then blognappers.
406
00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:23,123
Why does he think we're phonies, hmm?
407
00:18:23,124 --> 00:18:24,290
He should like us.
408
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,287
Why would he like us?
409
00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:29,332
Because I've got to be honest:
I don't like us right now.
410
00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:31,451
Worse than that,
411
00:18:31,752 --> 00:18:34,915
since when did we start caring
about what people think about us?
412
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:37,271
It's what we think about
ourselves that matters.
413
00:18:37,272 --> 00:18:40,322
I think we might have let the
marketers put words in our mouths.
414
00:18:40,323 --> 00:18:44,165
I think Mr. Fong's biscuits may
have caused temporary insanity.
415
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,386
Ho ho, finally a true statement.
416
00:18:46,387 --> 00:18:50,322
And do you guys realize we never
even questioned these outfits?
417
00:18:50,323 --> 00:18:52,248
I think... we look good.
418
00:18:52,249 --> 00:18:53,666
It's a little overdone.
419
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,899
Quiet, you.
420
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,993
We are not four hockey players
from Minnesota anymore.
421
00:18:58,064 --> 00:19:01,774
We are four Anakins who
went to the dark side.
422
00:19:01,854 --> 00:19:02,813
Ow!
423
00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:04,898
[Together] So what do we do?
424
00:19:12,371 --> 00:19:13,618
You're letting me go?
425
00:19:13,684 --> 00:19:14,915
Come on.
426
00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:16,722
Watch it. Easy.
427
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,400
- You're good.
- Okay.
428
00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:21,325
And the truth is, with
our album coming out soon,
429
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,839
there's a lot of pressure,
and it kind of got to us.
430
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,356
We hope you can forgive us.
431
00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:28,264
And we hope you don't press charges.
432
00:19:28,909 --> 00:19:32,861
Wow, you've really given me
something to think about...
433
00:19:33,156 --> 00:19:35,921
Right after I post my blog about
how I was locked in a closet,
434
00:19:35,922 --> 00:19:39,394
tackled, chased through ducts,
and trapped in a garbage can.
435
00:19:39,672 --> 00:19:40,746
Bye.
436
00:19:42,829 --> 00:19:44,298
Hey, you never know.
437
00:19:44,299 --> 00:19:46,817
Maybe he'll get hit by a bus
on the way to his coffee shop.
438
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,687
[Horn honking, tires screeching]
439
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,435
[Together] Ohhh, so close!
440
00:19:51,099 --> 00:19:53,642
Let's go, triple or nothing, anything.
441
00:19:53,643 --> 00:19:55,944
I can't lose to a ten-year-old girl.
442
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:59,706
Fine, and this one's
for all the marbles,
443
00:19:59,707 --> 00:20:01,766
marbles representing nothing, of course.
444
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:02,846
Got it.
445
00:20:04,756 --> 00:20:07,907
Now, you stand in front of this bucket.
446
00:20:13,009 --> 00:20:16,832
I bet that I can throw
these water balloons
447
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:19,634
into that bucket and
not get a drop on you.
448
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,332
Ha!
449
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,158
Impossible.
450
00:20:22,362 --> 00:20:23,546
You're on.
451
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,115
Aha!
452
00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:38,699
I win!
453
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,929
Whoohoohoo!
454
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:42,291
I win. I win. I win.
455
00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:44,114
You lose.
456
00:20:44,115 --> 00:20:47,199
You didn't even get one
balloon in the bucket.
457
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,707
I know, but this morning,
I bet a bunch of kids 20 bucks
458
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,190
that I could pelt you with balloons,
and you'd cheer.
459
00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:55,632
[Cash register dinging]
460
00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:57,941
I'm gonna use it to
finance my advice blog:
461
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,930
Bustyourbuildingmanager.com.
462
00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:02,316
Smart.
463
00:21:02,568 --> 00:21:06,785
Say, can you lend me $20
to get some dry cleaning?
464
00:21:06,888 --> 00:21:07,942
Keep it.
465
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,682
Well, looks like Gustavo
had a good day too.
466
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:19,979
Boys, I have a feeling your album's
not gonna sell very well in Belgium.
467
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,749
[Together] Yeah, about the album...
468
00:21:22,594 --> 00:21:24,199
Both: Your day with deke!
469
00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:27,175
Gustavo, before you read the blog...
470
00:21:27,176 --> 00:21:28,342
Both: Shh. Ahahah.
471
00:21:28,343 --> 00:21:30,872
"The big time truth:
472
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:34,372
"After lies about snowboarding,
corporatewritten sound bites,
473
00:21:34,373 --> 00:21:36,720
"and being locked in a supply closet,
474
00:21:36,721 --> 00:21:38,968
"I knew within my first five minutes
475
00:21:38,969 --> 00:21:42,924
that Big Time Rush
were big time phonies."
476
00:21:43,718 --> 00:21:45,937
You locked him in a supply closet?
477
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:46,787
[Together] Yep.
478
00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:47,888
[Yells]
479
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,465
"But", hey!
480
00:21:49,561 --> 00:21:51,920
"The rest of my day was literally...
481
00:21:52,127 --> 00:21:53,638
A Big Time Rush."
482
00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:58,957
"And not just because of 20foothigh
heating duct slides, garbage can rides,
483
00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:01,501
and sparkling water
delivered upon request..."
484
00:22:01,502 --> 00:22:03,907
"But in discovering
that Big Time Rush
485
00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:07,124
"are four dedicated, smart,
and funloving guys
486
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,438
who share a passion for music and life."
487
00:22:09,439 --> 00:22:12,406
"My day with Big Time Rush
is one I'll never forget."
488
00:22:12,407 --> 00:22:16,007
"And I'm looking forward
to hearing their new album."
489
00:22:16,939 --> 00:22:20,661
All: Yeah! Yes! Whoohoo!
490
00:22:22,065 --> 00:22:25,722
Okay, okay, now that my dogs
have crushed phase two
491
00:22:25,723 --> 00:22:27,252
of our big time web attack,
492
00:22:27,253 --> 00:22:30,972
let's go back to phase one
and make some web videos
493
00:22:30,973 --> 00:22:33,660
for the Big Time Rush website.
494
00:22:33,661 --> 00:22:36,961
And this time, try not
to break the cameras.
495
00:22:36,962 --> 00:22:38,349
[Together] Got it.
496
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,556
Hey, what's up, guys?
Big time rush here.
497
00:22:40,557 --> 00:22:44,008
Yeah, and this is what it's like
sliding down the Palmwoods air duct.
498
00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:45,566
Both: Check it.
499
00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:47,863
All: Whooooa!
500
00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:54,405
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